MR PRESIDO AND APKOS TRAVELS
The President of Nigeria, his
Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a
train.
The train suddenly goes through a
tunnel and it got completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then
a slap! The train came out of the tunnel. The deputy and Akpos were sitting
down looking perplexed. The President was bent over holding his face, which was
red from an apparent slap. All of them remained diplomatic and nobody said
anything.
The Deputy was thinking; “These men
are all crazily after Agbani Darego. The President must have tried to kiss her
in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”
Agbani Darego was thinking: “The
President must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Akpos instead and got
slapped.”
The President was thinking; “Damn
it, Akpos must have tried to kiss Agbani Darego and she thought it was me and
slapped me.”
Akpos was thinking; “If this train
goes through another tunnel, I would make another kissing sound and slap the
President again.”
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