CHEMISTRY
Teacher: Class, what is the chemical
symbol for Sodium?
Akpos: Na sir.
Teacher: What is the chemical symbol
for Barium? AKPOS: Ba sir.
Teacher: What will you get if one
atom of Ba is added to two atoms of Na?
Akpos: Banana sir
APRIL FOOL MISTAKE
I told my dad last week Tuesday
morning, that I won a schorlarship to read Medicine in UK.
He was so happy that he ordered my
mum to slaughter 5 Chickens for celebration and we popped champagne ..
Now I’ve been thinking of how to
tell him it was April Fool after eating the chickens…
Advice me please..
Yours sincerely
Akpos
Akpos
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